Oh yeah. Julia's red and pink bikini somehow ended up in Ella's backpack yesterday. Will you need it for this weekend or does she have another she can wear? I can meet you in Lapeer.
I liked your story about being mad at the "Post Office." It's funny to me cuz I can't get away with giving anyone a piece of my mind. There's always a UPS logo, as it were, to show my dumbness. =)
I have noticed that I have not heard from my favorite sister for a few days. I assume this means:
1. She lost all her fingers in an unfortunate lawn mowing accident on the back forty.
2. Her computer, in a state of rebellion, tried to be all 1999 with a Y2K hiccup.
3. She was walking by the Kester family farm compound, and Allen leaped from behind the bushes and pulled her into his double wide trailer. He is keeping her there to cut his curly locks, be his sock/laundry slave and make his IGA brand macaroni & cheese. Even now she might be gnawing on her wrists in order to avoid contact with powdered cheese.
4. (Note: #4 has been edited to keep this a family-friendly blog)
5. Big Tube suspended her Google privileges due to the volume searches involving Miami Vice look alikes. (that's just ookie)
6. She is just now entering therapy for the "pink brush" incident at Yosemite.
These are the only reasons I can imagine.
IF I don't hear from her soon, I will assume the worst: She is at Cow Camp with D. Barber--who bakes the best muffins in Flent.
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I tried really hard to read your energy bill but no such luck.
Lady - all I can say is you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands! Get to work and help me out!
Red red go make the bed.
Pink pink you STINK!
Oh yeah. Julia's red and pink bikini somehow ended up in Ella's backpack yesterday. Will you need it for this weekend or does she have another she can wear? I can meet you in Lapeer.
SUCH a SLACKER! Send out your moopy!
Who the heck is Janzelle?
I liked your story about being mad at the "Post Office." It's funny to me cuz I can't get away with giving anyone a piece of my mind. There's always a UPS logo, as it were, to show my dumbness. =)
I have noticed that I have not heard from my favorite sister for a few days. I assume this means:
1. She lost all her fingers in an unfortunate lawn mowing accident on the back forty.
2. Her computer, in a state of rebellion, tried to be all 1999 with a Y2K hiccup.
3. She was walking by the Kester family farm compound, and Allen leaped from behind the bushes and pulled her into his double wide trailer. He is keeping her there to cut his curly locks, be his sock/laundry slave and make his IGA brand macaroni & cheese. Even now she might be gnawing on her wrists in order to avoid contact with powdered cheese.
4. (Note: #4 has been edited to keep this a family-friendly blog)
5. Big Tube suspended her Google privileges due to the volume searches involving Miami Vice look alikes. (that's just ookie)
6. She is just now entering therapy for the "pink brush" incident at Yosemite.
These are the only reasons I can imagine.
IF I don't hear from her soon, I will assume the worst: She is at Cow Camp with D. Barber--who bakes the best muffins in Flent.
I'm here, I'm here.
Have no fear.
I just can't think of nothin' of interest to share. And I haven't taken any good dirty peetchers lately to post.
I'll try to put on my thinkin' crap and come up with somethin' soon.
HEY, this here is a family friendly blog. We will have none of your C words.
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