I really don't like Annie. Not one little bit.
I don't like Daddy Warbucks. I don't like Miss Hannigan.
I don't like the actors or the characters.
I don't like the songs.
I don't like the optimism.
The sun might not come up tomorrow.
So don't go betting your bottom on that nonsense.
Or your dollhairs.
I think it is time to return this video to Gramama for the good of everyone in this household.
So how's everyone else's day going?
=)
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Ummm....yeah....is uh everything ok man? She is a red-headed orphan for goodness sake. Don't be so hard on her. And I DO bet my bottom that the sun will come out tomorell.
Yes, yes, I am just fine, thanks! But I should have known you would take her side. Like they say, red hair is thicker than water. GOSH!
It's a hard knock life...pass the forks, please.
We red heads need to stick together. Me, Annie, Carrot Top...
I could use a fork today too.
No one bets your bottom better than I do, baby.
I know you are secretly lusting after Rooster. Admit it.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ....
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ... therapy.
OH. MY. GOSH. Sanity check, thank you for making me laugh really hard here at 12:36 a.m. after a LONG day. Janelle, I'm gonna go ahead and just guess that you MAY not be too pro-Pollyanna either? And by the way, I am SO anti-breakfast for dinner. I guess that is a totally mid-country thing. Really rubs me the wrong way. (Aren't you glad I added my 2 cents on that?)
LOVE LOVE LOVE the sanity check. Was laughing my buns off. I was sticking forks in my eyes back in the day when Barney was on my televisiono. Nothing against that purple dude, he's cool and all...but the kids with their "we love you and you love us and we love the whole stinkin' world and love everything in the stinkin' world because we are love and love loves us and love is....
I forgot to feed Tina, can you?
Good stuff!
Amy + Annie + Carrot Top + Evans = Best Friends Forever!
Thanks, sanity checker! I have seen that before, but I've never actually done any of the things on the list. Maybe that is my problem!
Loreo, um yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to exit this blog and never return again. I cannot tolerate the expression of any opposing points of view. Everybody here has to love everything I love and hate everything I hate or this is never going to work. And see if I ever call you on your birthday again. Sittin' there, thinkin' you're so cool, not likin' breakfast for supper.
Tina's all taken care of.
Breakfast for supper...totally NOT a mid-country thing! I love it and I live nowhere near the middle of the country. And I'm being genuine here, not just trying to make cousin J want me on her blog, loving the things she loves and all that.
Well, I guess a can of doity woims was unleashed, eh? So it's an eastern thing to like waffles at dinner, not just mid western. Okie dokie. The only time I ever experienced that phenomenon was at an ATIA Northwoods conference years ago, which was somewhere north in the middle of the country, I don't remember which state. Now I have to come up with a DIFFERENT way of being cool since you uncovered my sole source of coolness, Janelle. Sheesh!
New post! New post! It has been a week. You're long overdue.
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